Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Palin hit it outta there!

No doubt about it, no matter who’s your team, she blasted it outta the park. Sarah Palin set the tone early on at tonight’s GOP Convention in St. Paul with a seeming ad lib about a “Hockey Moms 4 Palin” sign.

“You know the only difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull?” she queried. “Lipstick.”

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Some three dot schtuff:

… This is one fabulous-looking family. Speaking of pitbulls, that’s exactly how pub editors are gonna be to land ‘em on their covers.

… Obama’s got Sasha. Palin, Piper. With absolutely no death, mayhem and pieces-parts parts, some childlike version of Celebrity Deathmatch would be a must-see between these two. Adorable vs. darling. I’ll bet American Girl’s burning the midnight oil.

… Michelle Obama might as well resign herself to taking the heat for her patriotism. Maybe instead of White House Black Market she should be shopping at Red, White & Blue.

… I don’t understand this communications strategy of hammering the executive angle. If the last eight years played out on The Apprentice, this party would have been used to hearing, “You’re fired!”

… Tina Fey: She’s gotta be on her knees praising God for such a gift as Sarah Palin. Who else can’t wait to see her on SNL?

… And, oh? What’s this? All of a sudden CNN’s Amy Holmes is with glasses? It’s too transparent for words.

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